seats on the train

Here she goes again, off on one, and todays grrrrrowl is about those people who use bags to mark their expanse on the train. What is it that drives them to such levels of selfishness?, fear of infection? conversation?. I make a very special, overly friendly move in their direction, like a cat who knows who hates them, I purposefully invaid their space. Asking kindly would they please relocate their bags as I am landing, I then plumet from the sky and land happily achieveing my goal to miff them off. Sufficiently miffed they shuffle around huffing and puffing, some even attempt to stare hard to intimidate me, I then use the killer line 'have you got enough space?', the answer has always been up to now 'FINE!!', 'good' is my reply. This is all part of lifes ultra fine tapestry, be nice to achieve your goals, but don't ever tollerate seat hogging, bag totting, face pulling meanies.